Rahul Sharma AKA Ankit Sharma Ji
Haryana Ka Sabse Bada Chutiya
Banned in 5 Games (32+ Times Total)
Hurtworld Ban Champion: 20+ Bans in a 200 Player Game!
"Oy Ankit! 200 logon ke game me 20 baar ban hona koi tujhse seekhe!"
- Every Friend Ever
Chutiya Gaming Legend
Rust Ka Tatti Player
Abe gadhe! Tere ko game khelne se fursat mile to nahana seekh le! Skin pe paisa waste kare, aur mummy ke credit card barbad!
24/7 Khelte Rehta Hai Phir Bhi Noob
Oy lambe baal wale chutiye! Tu game chod ke kabhi nahaya bhi hai ke nahi? Haryana ke sabse bade bewakoof gamer! Itna khelta hai phir bhi harta hai!
Ban History - Hall of Shame
32+ Bans and Counting
HURTWORLD CHAMPION
Banned 20+ Times with Multiple IDs
"Congratulations! You've been banned in a game that only has 200 players total! World Record Achievement Unlocked!"
"Admin ne bola: 'Bhai tu phir aa gaya? Tere jitna persistent cheater maine kabhi nahi dekha! 200 player hai game me, aur 20 accounts ban ho gaye tere!'"
VALORANT
Banned 4 Times
"Itna tatti aim hai ke game ne socha tu cheating kar raha hai! Lekin tu to bas noob hai!"
CS:GO
Banned 3 Times
"Toxic behavior ke liye ban hua! Itna gaali deta hai jaise gaali dene ka competition ho!"
RUST
Banned 3 Times
"Server admin ne khud ban kiya! Bola 'Itna chutiya player kabhi nahi dekha!'"
PUBG PC
Banned 2 Times
"PUBG walo ne socha ke koi bot hai jo itna bekaar khel raha hai! Phir pata chala tu hai!"
TOTAL BANS
32+
"Guinness World Record: Most Banned Player in Haryana!"
Chutiya Gaming Stats
25 Hours
Daily Gaming (No Life BC!)
₹1,00,000
Monthly Skin Waste (Mummy Ka Card)
32+
Total Game Bans (Cheater Sala!)
20+
Hurtworld Bans (World Record!)
0.2 K/D
Kill/Death Ratio (Tatti Player!)
10,000+
Rage Quits (Rota Rehta Hai!)
"200 player wale game me 20 baar ban hona... ye talent hai ya chutiyapa? Dono!"
Haryanvi Gaali Collection
Teri game addiction tere dimaag se lambi hai, aur tera dimaag to gobar se bhi ganda hai!
- Dost Ka Sach
Rust khele ya PUBG, hare to kehta hai lag ke wajah se! Skill to tatti hai tere me, isliye ban ho gaya 4 games me!
- Gaming Facts
Skin pe paisa waste kare, real life me to ghar se nikalne ki himmat nahi! Bewakoof kahika!
- Economics 101
Game me bhi noob, life me bhi noob! Tere se bada chutiya koi nahi dekha maine! Ban hone ka record banaya hai tune!
- Haryanvi Wisdom
Tu game khelna chod de to tera weight 20 kilo kam ho jayega! Itna baitha rehta hai, gadhe ke jaise!
- Health Advice
Teri gaming chair pe itna baitha hai ke ab chair bhi suicide karna chahti hai! Kabhi to uth ja!
- Furniture Ka Dard
Epic Noob Moments
Rage King of Haryana
Ek baar CSGO me apne team ko grenade se maar diya, phir bola 'lag tha bhai!'
Haryanvi Gaali Generator
Oy Ankit! Tere se acha to mera 5 saal ka bhatija game khelta hai! Tatti player sala!
Ankit's Excuse Generator
Har haar ke baad Ankit ka favorite excuse:
Bhai lag tha, nahi to main jeet jata!
Month Ka New Chutiyapa
Ab tak ka sabse mehenga chutiyapa!
Jan: PUBG PC
2 Bans
Feb: CS:GO
3 Bans
Mar: Valorant
4 Bans
Apr: Hurtworld
20+ Bans
May: Rust
3 Bans
"Har mahine naya game, har mahine naya ban! Hurtworld me to record banaya!"